Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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