it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
