walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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