How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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