another moral hangover. fuck.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were trust falling into bushes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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