We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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