quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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