I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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