well most of my day revolves around power hour
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize