chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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