I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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