ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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