belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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