I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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