i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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