no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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