We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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