Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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