your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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