Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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