Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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