Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Ladies don't puke and tell
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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