Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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