matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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