why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
