i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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