But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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