oh god the rape fog is back!
Jerry, you need to find god
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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