...so i touched it.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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