JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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