So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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