Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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