u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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