i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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