i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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