Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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