I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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