Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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