Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There are leaves in my underwear?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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