You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
