operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
