I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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