it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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