if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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