This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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