the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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