there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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