I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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