this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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