You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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