Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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