remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Randomize
