...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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