another moral hangover. fuck.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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