I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
