Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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